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morinorarts:

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One Machine Army

ralfmaximus:

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Truer now than in 2013.

wayneradiotv:

i think if you are able to you have a moral duty to put a puppy inside of a vegetable

quoms:

2003: It sounds incredible, but in the future whole webpages full of images and videos will load in the blink of an eye.

2023: It sounds incredible, but text-only news articles used to load in the blink of an eye.

chickensgod:

freakoutgirl:

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

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kimifeathers:

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So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

light-lost-logs:

LOOKS LIKE ITS

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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY,

PEOPLE!

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

flyinshark:

wolg-fang:

flyinshark:

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

edenavari:
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